Take Over Your World

The best way to take over your world is by taking over the things that you use to see, hear and talk with each other. This reminds me of the Great Firewall of China. I mean, most people are navigating the Internet through the filter called Google anyway.

How much power do they have on information control, in other words, is it really "what you see is what you get" (WYSIWYG)?
How about those that you cannot see?
Hmm.

Diet

Most people wanted to have a celebrity body. But the work they put in only has the intensity of an old arthritic grandma's spanking. If people point them in the right direction, they will instead scream "genetics", "I don't want to get too strong" and "ectomorph".

Good Samaritan (2)

A comical situation arises when someone tries to lie their way out when being caught red handed doing crimes or anything equivalent. Be rest assured it does not end well for the pig above.

Just come out with full honesty. It will be painful, but at least you get to keep your dignity.

Compliment

Reunions, weddings and formal dinners. An occasion that we all love and hate. We will exchange compliments with people that we have not met in years. Then we will all take photos and give a big smile and handshakes.

At least the food is free. No, wait..I just paid xx amount as gifts...

Earth Around The Sun

Galileo defended the "Earth revolves around the Sun" theory and died trying. The pig tried to spread the truth at different eras and look where that got him. Every period has something that we can or cannot say. It may seem absurd that we have that kind of thinking right? We have progressed so much ain't it?